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for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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