so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
