Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dignity is for republicans.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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