Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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