it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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