He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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