Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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