Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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