He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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