He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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