I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.