I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.