This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
