garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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