Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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