The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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