White coat. Heels.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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