Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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