i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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