He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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