we're blogging at a bar
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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