Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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