A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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