so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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