Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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