ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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