It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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