im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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