Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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