I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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