You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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