the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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