btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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