He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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