at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my shit smells like andre
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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