i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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