Your dad touched me again.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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