Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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