We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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