who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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