brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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