i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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