you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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