There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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