I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The ass gains better be worth it
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