There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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