We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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