hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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