I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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