closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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So squirting runs in the family.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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