Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
