Life is so much better after having sex.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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